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Al Roker Jr.

Random Thoughts....

Prison Tip
Stay out of it.
Hidden Talent
My coal sausage.
If I were a flower
I'd smell better.
If I ran a zoo
I'd shoot myself.

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My name is Al Roker Jr. I am the Director of Sports Operations for Mancow's Morning Madhouse. I've lived on the Southside of Chicago my entire life and am a fan of all Chicago sports teams. Even the Cubs and the Sox. People who say you can only root for either the Cubs or Sox are stupid! If you're from Chicago, you should support Chicago, period!

I'm black! Hell I'm so black when I go outside, the streetlights come on! I married a white woman, because I love her, her Father didn't love me, so he shot me in the stomach, I lived. I also lost about 115 lbs because I had to have stomach surgery. Note to the bastard that shot me: Nice try ass hole, I'm alive, healthy, and still boning your daughter!

Marissa

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How should I start?
"You think you know, but you have no idea..."
No. That's cliche and so 2001.
"I'm Marissa Sanchez, La Latina Heat, and I'm the female sidekick and entertainment reporter for Mancow's Morning Madhouse."
No, that's boring. I wonder if the boys on the show think I'm boring... Who cares? They are silly boys. SO immature. But they're so funny! I love them all. Except when they're mean to me. Why are men such jerks? Well, only some men are. I actually like most guys I meet....Except the cheap guys who drink cheap beer and play fantasy football all day. Football players are sexy. I'd love to be a dancer for a football team. Then I could do those body rolls! Dancing is so great. And it's good exercise. Guys who can dance are awesome.... Maybe that's how I'll start...
"Name: Marissa Sanchez Age: 23 Height: 5'5'' (5'8" in heels)"
... What should my profile say? Maybe I'll t
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DJ Crazy Lips

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I was first spawned by goblins in the aftermath of a nuclear holocaust 3 million years ago and buried beneath the Earth's surface inside an isolation unit sealed shut by scientists in order to expose truth and free speech in the 21st century.

After spending many ages locked in the ruins of Babylon with nothing to fuel my existence but turntables and methamphetamines, I arouse, encoding messages to the universe through my distinctive ability of audio construction and incredibly authoritative eye brows.

I am a schizophrenic with multiple personalities and I have been known to give commentary on the show using various aliases and handles. Government conspiracy theory and old horror films are my obsession.

If I see you do something stupid it is highly likely I will make fun of you. I also likes unicorns.

Bug - Camera Man

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Webmaster note: Bug has asked to keep his personal information private.

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